I'm on my way to a bubble bath, but thought, as per Stacey, directed by B. and arranged by this guy that I would reveal to you my evil plan.....

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

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